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Every damn night
5 years ago by
vichy
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captainjackharknes
· 5 years ago
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basically me
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mialinay
· 5 years ago
Nah I masturbate when I fail to fall asleep.
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bethorien
· 5 years ago
I read that with the "fail to" and was confused how an asleep person knows that they masturbate while they sleep
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captainjackharknes
· 5 years ago
Usually they wake up under sticky sheets
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tbag2win
· 5 years ago
Wouldn't need to if I was in your bed with you
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guest
· 5 years ago
Smooth
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tbag2win
· 5 years ago
Subtle yet blunt
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catfluff
· 5 years ago
Afterwards: "you should feel better now and sleep well"
"Oh wait nevermind let's feel guilty af because masturbating is a sin and you should be ashamed of yourself"
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