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That‘s good too, dr. What will our team be called?

First I think we have to make you an honorary canadian

Me?

Yes

Yay! Do I need any training?

We need to baptize her
*pours maple syrup on her*

What next?

Now you kiss the moose

You have to apologize to at least 3 inanimate objects by the end of the day

Whaaat? @xvarnah is this how it works?

wait ive appologized to far more than 3 in one day before and ive gotten maple syrup in my hair before (dont ask.) does that mean i just need to kiss a moose and i become a canadian?

Yes!

*honorary Canadian. Becoming an actual Canadian is a much more intensive process

im native to the north america, does that help any?

Yes