'Oi mate, betcha two enna half lobsters that y'ell drink this bloke's stomach juices'
'Yer outta ya mind, cobber! That be from an ulcer patient. Make it at least a pineapple and you gotcha self a deal!'
I got ulcers as a teen from taking aspirin all the time when my knees went to shit. Thought I had alcohol poisoning at first (just went to prom) and a week later my mom finally decided something was terribly wrong and took me to the hospital at 1 AM. So yeah that was one of the times I almost died. The irony is I had aspirin poisoning and to control the nausea I was drinking alkaseltzer constantly, just making it worse
'Yer outta ya mind, cobber! That be from an ulcer patient. Make it at least a pineapple and you gotcha self a deal!'