Just go straight to marriage

Isn't this one of that shitfucker's song?

Idk who you're talking about, but anyone thinking of engaging in a sex act with feces should carefully reconsider.

So is that a soft no on anal then ?

Let me translate: She's either legitimately dumb OR she means, "CRAP CRAP CRAP What the h*ck do I do now? :0" and she's buying time.
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If it's the second option, I assume she screencapped that and sent it to her close friends with a plea for help. When I get caught off-guard in similar awkward situations, that's what I do.

I was being sarcastic but thanks for the explanation anyway, I'm sure someone will find it handy!