Amiright? Or amirite?

Nope. That’s not what I meant.

? I am the night!

Nope.

No I mean... batman is the night.
I hit my 80 comment limit, but I can still edit. @tanuki86 Dafuq you mean then?! Or is this an acronym I would prefer to remain ignorant towards?

Agreed. But I wasn’t talking about Batman.

@funkmasterrex
BATMN. Blow Air Through My Nose.
You never read past substance?

Apparently I have not. But it makes sense now... lol. Still though, BATMAN!

Nana nana nana nana~

I'm a banana!

Hi, banana. I’m Dad.

Where have you been all this time!?

In Australia. Silver mining.

lol Any luck?

All I got was silver.

Yeah, but how much! Gotta figure out how much moms' gon' sue you for as back support child pay!

Lololol, you got me on this one. I literally couldn’t think of a comeback...

XD It's all good... fasha coming home was enough of a comeback.

Fasha. I’m toight. Like a toiger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF6St1O_5U0
I'm sorry, but I LOVE GOOOOOLLLDDDD

Farger or Fasha?! Father? Riiiiight.

Loool
*puts own skin in a box

.....Makes sense.... sunburned in the Outback.

Got circumsized at the smelter...

Ouch... trying to make a cock ring?

Naaah, I just liked the vibration...

At least you weren't lost in a fictional african nation.

Like Loompaland???

Oompa loompa doompa dee do...

Little old lady who?

Your mom... so... grandma.

Lol I was yodeling...

LMAO XD

Sounds like a French Cat.
“Le Meow”

Riiiiiiicccoooolllaaaaaa

*hoooooooooonk*
(Read it in the sound of a Swiss horn)

Alright, this was... certainly a thing to come back to.

I was having so much fun talking with my apparent dad. Why you shine light?

Because it was what I was made for...

So what did I miss???

my childhood.

UwU son that’s deep...

I'm "The Abyss"... BUT YOU'D KNOW THAT!

owo uwu

IT'S A CYST AND SHE IS BEYONG BEAUTY!!!!!

Whatever cyst-er hehehehe

Ha.Ha.Ha. I am literally dying.