An albino squirrel!!!

Whatever I can do to help. The state of confusion is my territory, after all, and I defend it from interlopers fiercely.

A coworker filmed a squirrel eating a live baby/fledgling bird (that fell from a tree), from the legs up

Well that's horrifying

Squirrels are nuts yo

@Jasonmon Squirrels are the enemies

Got it, @aviva! F squirrels, squirrels are going down. Unless they're being really cute?

@jasonmon You must be infected by them already. @xvarnah Bring in...the FEATHER! lol

Wait what feather?

@Xvarnah does everything fiercely

@shikharizard is learning to do everything - with feeling

@Xvarnah Mrow ;)

@catfluff he's improving

Indeed

@Xvarnah thanks mom, nice of you to notice >.>
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@Catfluff MROW!

If I'd only been your sempai you could say you'd finally been noticed

I still don't know what that means and at this point I don't want to. I'm going to take a hard pass at all of that weird anime vocabulary

I only have a vague idea in that sempai seems to sometimes be a term used to describe an older/wiser/respected student, and there's a common trope of anime girls (and guys) having crushes on their sempais and desperately wanting their attention

@Xvarnah The feather from the chicken we slapped

@Xvarnah yeahhhh miss me with that shit. I don’t mind pursuing members of the opposite sex, but with direct intensity. Not that weirdo crush from a distance crap hahaha

@aviva did someone say...
*drags a chicken inside from a lasso*
C H I C K E N S L A P ! ?

Oh no, where's our chicken rights activist group, @bethorien?

@porch_light Yay!!

@aviva a feather from an ostrich seems more practical though
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@shikharizard "with direct intensity" makes me picture the "can I have yo number?" Guy
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@porch_light how did you lasso a chicken?

@Xvarnah I didn't say there was a lack of charm or humour

Of course, my mistake <.<

Don't worry about it. We can't all be as unerring as myself

*cries at the blatant chicken rights violations*

@Bethorien no cry! *hugs*

*hugs back*
*continues to cry*

@xvarnah Why?

Well it's bigger and has more reach to it

@Xvarnah I was asking for details on the other post, I think you left this comment in the wrong place ;)

Not this again

@Aviva it cant be helped

Does it have to be on every. single. post?

Post, conversation, reference, situation, scenario. I'd hit on girls at a funeral. I'd hit on the deceased if she was hot and could hear me.

yet no one hits on me *foreveralone*

Do you really want ME to hit on you Beth?

what i reeaaaaallly want is some foods

@bethorien Have some chicken I killed and fried for you
@shikharizard It starts becoming stressful when you keep doing it

@Bethorien that’s what I thought
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@Aviva stressful to who?

@Shikharizard I and the other person whom I shall not mention
Edit: I doubt “stressful“ is the right word here.

I think Aviva is trying to say it makes people uncomfortable and somewhat ruins the environment of the post when they're constantly concerned any innocent conversation they're trying to have gets corrupted in this manner. Which I can understand. Part of why I dragged us to that old thread

@Xvarnah Thank you mama-bear, I understood what @Aviva meant. I'm still trying to decide whether I should care or not. I'm sure that people will get over it, they'll survive. On the flip side, I SUPPOSE it's understandable why people wouldn't enjoy every scenario becoming sexual; though why that would be is far beyond me. I'll think about it and get back to you.

@Xvarnah Thank you ^^‘