Disclaimer: these are not actual "grass spiders." These are spiders and one is wrapped in grass. Actual grass spiders do exist, but they're far less endearing to behold
but look at the top one, she's holding her little baby spider!!! 3^.^E
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· 5 years ago
Ok, no. I had to scroll down so the image wasn't on my screen whole I type. I'm fighting the instinct to throw my phone directly into a fire. Spiders are NO.
@Xvarnah I literally have an army of men lined up with flamethrowers just to deal with the spiders. All contingencies have been calculated for, and through @catfluff we have allied ourselves with the felines. Victory will be ours.
@under_fire shikharizard hasn't confirmed whether he considers Australia part of the world or not. He may choose to reject it's existence on the spider population alone
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@shikharizard But the spiders can breathe underwater
Well it’s official. We’re discussing an fictional scenario and I’m no longer sure what’s going on. I will temporarily suspend my plans to nuke Australia.
And people will look at the scorched remains of half of Africa and be like "ah, yes. You see here, it clearly shows he had a deep-seated fear of spiders. It all makes sense now."
I can't decide if Australia is messed up enough to be one of my dreams or not. Either way is this like that video game where you discover the entire world is a dream and all the characters are part of it? Are you going to disappear if we wake up @parisqeen ?
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@shikharizard I've said it before: if an Australian wakes up and isn't dead, they've already accomplished more than I likely will in a month
Not if Australia is simply my dream. They could be sleeping and dreaming of something else entirely
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I think Australians are the real dream. The land is there, but the people aren't. There's no way people can live amongst a million different species that are trying to kill them, and wake up every day, not dead. Clearly Australians are a hoax, and combined world governments are concealing some kind of public secret there. I bet they're building a huge cotton candy machine and they just don't want to share.
*cries at the poor cute happy free spiders just living their lives not hurting anything or anyone and just enjoying their ice cream*
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Hahaha @Bethorien I was going to respond passionately about how they're sneaky little, bloodsucking killing machine... but your comment was too cute. I'm literally sitting here at work browsing funsub and I started laughing. Thank you.
PFFFT nERvous, that's cRAzy why would I be nervous!? I'd only be nervous if you somehow figured out my secret. which you haven't. but you did, then yes you can proud of making nervous. which im not.
*shivers in uncomfortable*
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@shikharizard But the spiders can breathe underwater
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@Xvarnah of course they can.. scary little bastards
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Edit: @Xvarnah damnit mama-bear, you got me monologuing
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@shikharizard I've said it before: if an Australian wakes up and isn't dead, they've already accomplished more than I likely will in a month
Spiders, snails, and other insects'
Second weakness:
Cuteness
im always happy to help people do the smile laugh things