I'm sorry but are we just ignoring the other ones?
"Aries: the man on your street corner wearing a plastic sign that reads 'THE END IS NIGH' isn't a crazy person, he's a trendsetter. J-Law will be wearing it next year."
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Cancer:
"The sun will rise tomorrow and the crows will fly. There's not much time left."
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Pisces:
"You can consult the stars but, like, they're not going to help you when the crab people come."
Wtf is cancer up to now?
"Aries: the man on your street corner wearing a plastic sign that reads 'THE END IS NIGH' isn't a crazy person, he's a trendsetter. J-Law will be wearing it next year."
'
Cancer:
"The sun will rise tomorrow and the crows will fly. There's not much time left."
'
Pisces:
"You can consult the stars but, like, they're not going to help you when the crab people come."
Wtf is cancer up to now?