I am going to put this in the same words I once heard my oldest brother say to his girlfriend over the phone.
"YEAST INFECTION?!?!
LISTEN IF YOU GOT BREAD IN YOUR PANTS THAN STAY YOUR ASS AT HOME!"
PSA for those not aware: Men can catch yeast infections on their penis from a partner who has one. Both men and women can also catch it on the mouth, face, etc. So be carful. While it generally isn’t the end of the world if you do, most people find it very unpleasant and uncomfortable. Condoms and dental dams might not be part of your normal routine with a committed partner (but hopefully are if you aren’t in a committed relationship....) but can help mitigate risks if you both decide to proceed despite signs or suspicions of yeast infection. It’s probably better to abstain from sex during such periods, especially if you are treating the infection, but just so everyone is aware.
Or Jann, Jared's cousin, 15 who is blind.
"YEAST INFECTION?!?!
LISTEN IF YOU GOT BREAD IN YOUR PANTS THAN STAY YOUR ASS AT HOME!"