Story of my life

Tag yourself, I'm bottom left

With my Italian heritage and Roman honker, I'm def top right.

“There's lots of good fish in the sea...maybe...but the vast masses seem to be mackerel or herring, and if you're not mackerel or herring yourself, you are likely to find very few good fish in the sea.” DH Lawrence, "Lady Chatterley's Lover"

Bottom right is a blob fish and they actually look half decent when in their natural habitat.
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