Summer is coming.

You mean tactical shorts?

I’m good with purse pants as long as I still get to wear them.

I had a dream last night that I designed a dress that had little hooks and women could attach their purse and not fret. The dresses and purses came in sets but there was like, a standard, so you could mix and match but unless you ruined one you'd at least always have one that matched.
I then proceeded to have sex with them all. >_ >

Which peasant actually stuffs their cargo pant pockets?

I love cargo pants.