By far best thing my husband ever said in his sleep was:
"NO I am wolverine see! Ka-ching! (Yes he said the sound of wolverine's claws coming out) Now let's get them! Rawrrrrrrr!"
I awoke once to being bitten. My the mouth of my significant other was pressed against my just bitten shoulder. “Did you just bite me?!” *groggy spouse wakes up* “yeah, I think I did. “
My boyfriend also has these, and I've had some interesting conversations with him during them trying to make sense of what is happening - spoiler alert: it never makes sense. It just gets more complex.
Also, jumping up straight on the bed, warning me there is someone in the house, I freak out, and realise he is pointing at the towel hanging on the door.
After a few years I wake easily when he starts stirring, so I just shush him back to sleep and tell him it's all okay. Usually works.
"NO I am wolverine see! Ka-ching! (Yes he said the sound of wolverine's claws coming out) Now let's get them! Rawrrrrrrr!"
Also, jumping up straight on the bed, warning me there is someone in the house, I freak out, and realise he is pointing at the towel hanging on the door.
After a few years I wake easily when he starts stirring, so I just shush him back to sleep and tell him it's all okay. Usually works.