You tell 'em, Kenny!

Or we can let me wear whatever they want. It's not like they're wearing cargo pants for anyone but themselves.

What the hell is wrong with cargo shorts now?? Leave men alone for a change.

The pocket envy is getting worse.

Yeah buzzfeed! Next step:
Create a dystopian society in which you, the one and only shitty tabloid, controls our clothes. No cargo shorts? Check. No crop tops? Check. No bikinis or any revealing clothes? Check. At this rate it would be more convenient to fuckin walk around nude, cuz then you cant criticize what we wear.

Ok I used to be against cargo shorts until my boyfriend (at the time) wore them to a movie theater with me. Life changed. So many snack hiding pockets.

I like cargo shorts. They're super comfy and I can put my wallet in the side pocket so it does dig into my butt when I sit down.

So I found the article:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/pablovaldivia/we-need-to-talk-about-cargo-shorts
And the only thing I can make out from it is that someone's salty that cargo extra pockets.
Seriously, "A Lack of Pockets" seems to be the only common trait among all the alternatives presented by the article (most of which do nothing to look any better anyway).

What's wrong with cargo shorts?

If men can't wear cargo shorts, then woman can't wear leggings as pants.

I'm straight up wearing cargo shorts right now

No offense and where what ya want; however, I don’t know what it is about cargo shorts but they’ve always given off the vibe of that white suburban guy that was once “the star of [high school]’ s football team” but is now either an alcoholic or married to one and raising 2 kids