He’s waiting to come in, looking at me like I owe him money. I have no idea who he is

I sorta know how this feels. I leave home for a school retreat for two days and come back to home to find I have two new cats.

Well he's probably the debt collector and you owe him money.

There's a cat at my apartment complex that just shows up and comes in my place every now and then. Perfectly pleasant, very affectionate, I kind of want her to stay but she definitely wants out after a day or two

He's gonna gas your house, don't let him in