Lucky dude

The wikipedia page about him doesn't say that he was a cannibal, but he was respectful of local customs, so it's possible, he's also the inspiration for Pippi Longstocking's father

I was just thinking of Pippi! The inspiration is apparent.

"as long as he eats you too"

That would have been so much better.

Tossing salad isn’t vegetarian

The chocolate ring doesn’t have any sugar