"She was enjoying her milk..."
*immediately threw cup of milk outta the window* you can't tell me what to do!
*turns page* "when shit came to her pretty little head which made her destroy the good time with the milk" motherfuc...!
And there they sat, pondering upon their life and achievements held within these pages. They realize that the book is quite meta, and are a bit creeped out
"Chapters 296 - 515
It is at this stage You take a brief break from actually living your life to read about living your life.
'
The last 20 chapters of this segment will consist of you reading about reading about your life before the madness sets in and you attempt to burn this book with a blowtorch.
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You are not successful in this endeavour, but it is arguably one of the more interesting things you've done.
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This event is catalogued in the following chapter.
'
The book lives on."
*immediately threw cup of milk outta the window* you can't tell me what to do!
*turns page* "when shit came to her pretty little head which made her destroy the good time with the milk" motherfuc...!
It is at this stage You take a brief break from actually living your life to read about living your life.
'
The last 20 chapters of this segment will consist of you reading about reading about your life before the madness sets in and you attempt to burn this book with a blowtorch.
'
You are not successful in this endeavour, but it is arguably one of the more interesting things you've done.
'
This event is catalogued in the following chapter.
'
The book lives on."