Don't let your dreams become memes
5 years ago by swanky7 · 819 Likes · 14 comments · Popular
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nicengelman
· 5 years ago
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What are the steps to becoming a cyborg dragon that gets laid ten times a day?
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catfluff
· 5 years ago
Step 1: become a cyborg dragon
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flowerkiller
· 5 years ago
Step 2: put your dick in a box
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xvarnah
· 5 years ago
Step 3: wait for the ogre to try and save his ass
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popsy
· 5 years ago
Step 4; seek help for substance abuse
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nicengelman
· 5 years ago
Cyborg Dragons only abuse Synthetic Oil and Molten Gold
nicengelman
· 5 years ago
Plus they're addicted to sex
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catfluff
· 5 years ago
Step 5: go to sex therapy
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nicengelman
· 5 years ago
I'd rather just have sex
guest_
· 5 years ago
*MAY make your dreams come true. Results vary, terms and conditions apply. Dreams are subject to change with age and without notice. Any dreams may become the intellectual property of corporations to be used as desired for advertising and publicity without compensation. No liability is held for unrealized dreams which become regrets due to lack of self awareness. Achieving your dream is not an expressed or implied guarantee it will turn out to be what you want it to be. Use dreams responsibly and never dream and drive.
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popsy
· 5 years ago
Haha
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kittlez
· 5 years ago
Ive followed my dreams as far as i could....and now i cant get a job.... hmm ironic!
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popsy
· 5 years ago
Good luck with the job search, hang in there. One of life's more suck ass stresses is job hunting for a decent place to fulfill your needs.
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nicengelman
· 5 years ago
Yeah, a lot of people follow their dreams into the ground. LA is filled with waiters and waitresses who went to school and auditions and everything and didn't make it because only so many people can. Just think about how many used car salesmen there are that played college football.
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