And that's a fact

You have Amnesia

Then why do I remember all the words to "Take On Me" by Aha

That's your coping mechanism

Then why am I still struggling so hard

You're sleep deprived

Lol

Then why did I just shut my eyes for eight hours and achieve a dream-state?

You take drugs. You need get help.

Then why has this thread been so much fun

Because we are on funsubstance

I don’t know what I’m to say I’ll say it anyway

Today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for your love, okay?

...?

What are y’all even talking bout

Taaaake on meee

Oooh lol

Do y’all like older songs?

I think some of us are older and know them as songs instead of older songs XD

Yeah that just hit me in the balls lol

Mandatory high pitch *MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lol One of my favs is ocean man cuz it’s so bad it’s funny

By Ween?

I really hope you aren't calling anything from the 90s old because that's just going to make me feel ancient

Lol

I already feel ancient in college cause my closest friend is TEN years younger than me

Wow

I hate walking into a class for the first time and everybody goes quiet and straightens up because they think I'm the professor

Haha well everyone assumed I was their age cause I am tiny. This friend of mine that’s ten years younger hovers a good foot above me, granted he is extremely tall for his age. I’m also plenty “immature” which probably doesn’t help people guess my age so these guys were legitimately shook when they found out

It's not my face I guess I'm just at that age wear you need to stop wearing tee shirts and jeans and they see anyone with a button0down shirt and tie as an adult lol

There’s an age where I can’t wear jeans and T-shirt’s? D: also hmm maybe the tie would but a shirt doesn’t automatically make you seem like an adult

Half the kids in college I see these days are wearing Pajamas. Also, college kids smell reeeeeally bad these days

They're still teenagers

Haha oh wow okay I’m so glad we don’t have that problem here. Everyone showers and dresses nicely for class in shirts/T-shirt’s and jeans

Then why am I not reading innuendo into your message

Keep reading

Then why am I suddenly interpreting you as being flirtatious

I'm terrible at flirting, you're just having a hard time reading.

Thon wjy sm i soo gud ar reaadimg

Then why am I not capable of deductive reasoning

You don't play video games

Then why do I literally have a PS4 controller on my lap at this very moment?

You lost concept of time

Then why did I just sign the Declaration of Independence?

Why did I just steal the Declaration of Independence?

Then why did I foreclose on numerous properties belonging to Nicolas Cage, forcing his career into an irreparable downturn where he has to take any work offered to him whether he wants it or not to pay off taxes he owed?

Because he slept with your mother

Then why doesn't Nicolas Cage have an assortment of venereal diseases

Why do Nicolas Cages diseases have the Declaration of Independence?

Because independence is contagious

Hooah.