It's the truth!

I love that dogs will do something, have a good old time, and then have this crisis and go "Oh crap oh crap oh crap why did I do that that was bad I'm gonna be in so much trouble!"

My cats used to rip up toilet paper and bring the pieces to me.

Human! Clean up this mess you made because you didn’t stop me from making it
- - c a t l o g i c- -

"What you gonna do, bitch?"

“You seem to be upset. While this is an unfortunate reaction and is in no way a reflection on me, I will be patient with it.”

While an individual cat can actually like humans, many if not most don't. Way most dogs can't help loving us. We've literally bred a will to please into dogs, but never into cats.

cat - "perhaps tomorrow you'll be more prompt in filling my food bowl"