What is this disgusting beast

I used to torment a coworker with the word succulent. I would write it everywhere, hide sheets in drawers that I knew he'd go through with with word succulent on them. I'd change his computer background so it rotated through pictures of cacti. One time I taped the little legs that held his keyboard up so that it was down flat. He reached under, fumbled with them desperately and when he finally picked his keyboard up and turned it over I had used the label maker to put the word succulent under the keyboard.

Excellent