Cute

Calling yourself legendary is pretty weird.
Also I like to think of all the people whose last words probably were "look at this", "hold my beer", "shit", "fuck", "bye".

You'd be amazed by the amount of people whose last words are some variation of "No, it's not loaded..."

I almost died due to a concussion - my parents didn't know it was a concussion: the preschool lady wasn't watching us and went shopping instead, and I fell off the slide head-first.
They thought I had meningitis, so I got a lumberpunch (and a teddy bear), but when I went back the lunch lady told my mom what happened.