In fairness, listening for footsteps comes naturally with learning to m*sturbate

That'a a nice profile pic

It's like lighting a roman candle and then looking directly at it while wondering why it hasn't gone off yet.

- How to prepare to be sorry for whatever it was you were doing and being totally incapable to take decisions in your adult life if you're not 100% sure the people in authority will be ok with it.

This is actually not just strict parenting, many times this is covert emotional abuse passed off as strict parenting

This speaks to my soul