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nicengelman
· 5 years ago
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I had a friend in high school who's younger brother got hit by a car, and it literally turned him into a chronic public masturbator. This isn't a joke or anything, he's a registered sex offender, he takes meds for it and has a psychiatrist that helps keep him out of jail. We knew he had a problem when about a year after the accident we walk into the living room and he's watching porn, in the middle of the day, in the family room, completely nude. He jumps up and goes straight over the back of the couch, squats down, pops his head up, and says "I'm not naked."
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calvinoot
· 5 years ago
Woah that... sucks... How did the car accident cause that? Did it damage a part of his brain? I hope he's okay and somehow finds a way to overcome it.
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nicengelman
· 5 years ago
Yeah, the car came mostly to a stop but he had ducked down and got hit right in the head and got brain damage. He was a nice kid, he for some reason started emulating the way I dressed which seemed to irritate his older brother lol, but he just could not stop jacking off, he was like the guy on Sons of Anarchy. He moved in with an older lady and lived in her trailer with her and got arrested twice in a few weeks, once for watering the grass with the hose in one hand and his dick in the other, then she sent him to ask the lady next door for sugar, and when she came back to the door he was masturbating. Then he had to move. It happened all the time, apparently it still does
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calvinoot
· 5 years ago
Geez that is wild and weird and sad, at least he got some stories to tell out of... And people looking out for him like you.
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nicengelman
· 5 years ago
I'm gonna be honest, I haven't seen the kid in 18 years, I don't live there anymore, but he makes the city-paper every now and then. In the crime section...
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calvinoot
· 5 years ago
Huh. Okay. Well... At least he's... MADE A NAME FOR HIMSELF! (Nailed it.)
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nicengelman
· 5 years ago
lol
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guest_
· 5 years ago
*brakes
sunflowers
· 5 years ago
They copied this from unclefather on tumblr literally word for word
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nelson
· 5 years ago
You almost yeeted that kid
