Not a bad idea

Well chloe, you are adorable, but unfortunately for you, you are made of meat

Don’t buy it so it just goes in the bin instead - makes sense

She's already dead...

Did the buzzard kill it's road kill dinner?
No we are just picking up the meat from the animal that someone else's choices killed.

i would look for the one with my wife's name..lol

Oh Chloe, I'd meat you with my own hands if I have to.

I give less than a flying fuck about the name of the cow. The sticker should rather tell me where it grew up, what food it digested and what medication was given to it. I want to eat happy and healthy Chloes!

If God hadn't meant for us to eat cows, she wouldn't have made them out of beef.

That what happens when your thicc