I am speed

While "ich bin schnell" is grammatically correct, "I am speed" would translate to "Ich bin Geschwindigkeit"

Töte mich Mutter, denn ich leide su viel

wasn't this a r/historymemes meme specifically about this type of tank?

You know the Germans almost took over the world twice. It took the rest of the world to stop them. So stop it

Fun fact: in sweden we have a train that goes through denmark to germany, and they decided to call it snälltåget, from schnell - fast but simpler pronounciation. The thing is snäll in swedish means nice so instead of a fast train, we have a nice train

That's funny because that's a British tank