Put your phone on silent first

Wrong sir! I am very much awake!

Ya some of us work third. Your sub par units are still garbage

But steel's heavier than feathers

Seppo's get confused when the rest of the world uses the metric system and not the freedoms per bald eagle system.

*watches supposedly metric countries make fun of America for using the same weight measurement system as them notably the U.K. and Canada*

Imagine being this obsessed with people from another country.

Come on gents, we are taking the colonies back! Huzzah!

Come on gents, we are taking the colonies back! Huzzah!

Watch out guys! This is just another sneaky attempt by foreigners to teach us something. If we want your metric system, we will liberate it!