There's some shady people on the internet

Yuck credit card scams are understandable but collecting people's buttholes is beyond my comprehension.

Girl you could've just taken a pregnancy test but okay

Her name is Uma Kompton and she is a troll, but she's funny as hell! I highly suggest looking her up

Wendy, say something funny. Just do woman’s comedy stuff. You know, talk about how fat you are and how you want to have sex with guys, and say ‘my VERGINA’ a lot.