Cutethulu

You could have stopped at any point during the typing of that comment. You could have saved my eyes from having to read this, and my brain from having to understand it. And yet still you persisted, determined to type and then post this heinous comment. You sick bastard.

I regret nothing

Or, and I'm just spitballing here, you could not do that?

Too late, I'm already cooking the dinner, and saving money, to be financially secure for the rest of my life. The ladies can't resist a mature and responsible adult!

It be mind shattering sex though