English is f**ked up

I mean the first one is french...

« W » is pronounced « double v » in French :)

You can drink a drink and nom a nom

Coś it's Zoë not Joë

Like "men are shit" and "men ain't shit" means the same thing. (Note: just an example, I love men, y'all are sweet and soft 90% of the time)

Hot as hell = bad. Cool as hell = good. Wise man = good. Wise guy = bad