In Shrek 2, when Shrek and Donkey drank the Happily Ever After Potion...Shrek turned into a hunk, Fiona turned back into a babe, Donkey turned into a stallion...What did Dragon turn into?
Some recent ones:
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There's no such thing as true altruism. If making others happy makes you happy, you're only doing it for your own benefit.
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I love the name Lydia. God, I wish I was a girl so I could use it.
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I want a sword. I'm going to buy a sword.
Altruism - Ah yes, I remember that episode of friends.
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Sword - you should buy a sword
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Lydia - that encyclopedia. Oh, Lydia, Queen of the tattoo. On her back is the battle of waterloo
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There's no such thing as true altruism. If making others happy makes you happy, you're only doing it for your own benefit.
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I love the name Lydia. God, I wish I was a girl so I could use it.
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I want a sword. I'm going to buy a sword.
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Sword - you should buy a sword
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Lydia - that encyclopedia. Oh, Lydia, Queen of the tattoo. On her back is the battle of waterloo