Do it doe?

No, because I or a proxy cut the poor fucker free so that nobody has to die

Balance the switch in a way so it goes Tokyo Drift style

But I would roll 500 miles
And I would roll 500 more
Just to be the trolley who rolls a thousand miles
To hit you on the tracks
But am I still the trolley? And what is I in the first place?
Hey VSauce, Michael here