I'm doing all of these and I'm not even noticing it

Wow I literally do like all but one of those.

Let's keep it real. Depression is often disguised as lazyness or failure to take care of oneself. Not always, but often it is.

Me, currently

Depression: Maybe I should kill myself right now.
Also Depression: Why? Why couldn't you just get wasted on ice cream while running away from your responsibilities?

no one gonna mention skippep? Alright...