If I was them I might've gone AWOL

bruh

that's what I call a 2001 Ford Ranger XLT moment

That just sounds like gay with extra steps.

“Queer” “straight” “gay” These are hopefully on the way out as labels- and honestly are pretty stupid. It’s all a spectrum anyway- some women like “girly” men and blah blah. It’s not even terribly relevant for dating- I mean- are you looking to or open breed? That’s relevant. You like a person or you don’t. I don’t need some special word to tell people what food I like- I eat what I like. There are things I can’t eat and things I won’t eat. If you need to know I’ll let you know what I’m not ok with. “Is butt sex gay?” “Is pegging gay?” “Is a finger in the butt gay?” Blah blah. And in 2019 likely going forward you may not know who has what chromosomes or genitals or whatever. Is it “gay” or whatever else? What does it matter? If you enjoy it you enjoy it. If you want to make a baby you need someone with the anatomy to work with yours. That’s all you need to know. Go have fun kids.

This is what happens when we go too long without a war.