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Greetings fellow humanoids.

"Guys, gals, non-binary pals"

Luddites and germs

"Hello bitches and homies, thank you for flying Air Canada"

"Hello Mothers, Fuckers, and the Jury."

Alright chuckleheads, let's see what's all this
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"Listen up, you little shits"