Apparently I'm a rapist, a mugger, a speeding bullet, a pirate, possibly an orc, an SJW, a shark, no less than 3 dozen zombies, a ninja, the government, a knife I'm harmlessly cutting bread with, and a particularly agitated squirrel.
Have you seen the stigma around sharks? I take one little bite of someone and suddenly I'm exhibiting "dangerous behaviour" and they won't let me go to the beach
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