I’ll throw in an extra $50 if at a meaningful point in the proceedings you choke back a sob and run away dramatically, but drop a photograph that doesn’t seem to relate to my life at all—but maybe it does...
I wanna pay multiple people so that when the day comes twenty-thirty people will be standing with umbrellas and shades, looking on from a distance as if my death was important enough to be witnessed by secret agents from all over the world .. and a clown.
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