In the 40s farmers were kinda pushing for ducks to be THE bird that America eats until they learned that they freak the fuck out in large flocks and start killing each other. Then they found out that chickens didn't freak out in massive flocks so they became the main poultry-bird instead.
Just do like my grandfather did when the river flooded to his back door.
He attached styrofoam tubings to all the chickens and also all the other animals that couldn’t swim.
Luckily it only was mid calf deep. So the chickens where the only ones that needed the floats because according to him “You have no idea how hard it is to put a life jacket on a cow.”
He attached styrofoam tubings to all the chickens and also all the other animals that couldn’t swim.
Luckily it only was mid calf deep. So the chickens where the only ones that needed the floats because according to him “You have no idea how hard it is to put a life jacket on a cow.”