Skeleton of an 8 meters Anaconda

I feel objectified
I'm a Hooman Bean
I'm not just a booty!

This is very true, but your booty is undoubtedly bootyful

Thank you
I'm sure yours is too

"Hun? Hun?" Goddamnit, *clap clap*... Goddamnit, Atilla back at it again.

@xvarnah there have been reports of that snake, but it was never confirmed. Anacondas have a tendency to die off a few feet shorter, and a few hundred pounds lighter, as their frame leads to them crushing themselves without water, and the region hasn't exactly been flooding this past decade.
The weight claims are far more insane than the length claims.

Still, again to re-iterate, the snake you are talking about was one big ass snake.

Still, I'm sure there's been an anaconda bigger than 26ish feet out in the world since this one. There were some pretty decent pics of the anaconda I was talking about in the article to go with it, but I suppose I have no way of actually confirming any of it

Well... they needed a bulldozer. About 28 ft is the max... the weight is off though... maxed out that thing is maybe tree fiddy.

Probs closer to 420-450, perhaps pushing 500 if it just ate... I just really wanted to use tree fiddy again.

I mean, that's still a solid effort on the state's part I'd say

No doubt, fuggin big ass snake.