Cats

*pryes your mouth open*

*pulls away and tries to swallow*

*grabs your throat so you dont swallow and sticks my fingers into your maw to pull it out*
(Note: I would NEVER do this to a real cat, but you're not a real cat sooooo)

*vomits on you*

*gets the item out of your mouth when you throw up*
...you tried to eat my latest experiment?

*tries to eat vomit*

*baps you on the head*
No, bad kitty! That experiment you tried to eat turns vomit into acid!

*starts tripping tits*

No, get off my tit collection!

*tit flies away*
*I cum*

Uhhhhhhhhh that's something I've never seen in the lab before

CALM YOUR TITS DOC

IM TRYING BUT THERES A CAT CUMMING ON EVERYTHING

WELL THEN CALM THE PUSSY TOO

*sedates the pussycat*

*naps*

*picks you up and moves you to a cage*

*catches an errant tit*

*wakes up groggily*

Gooooooood morning kitty

mew?

How do you feel?

M-yawn-ew

Good! I bet you dont even notice that your balls are gone now

MEW!

That'll be 250 dollars

What do I do with this errant tit

Put it back! I need it for experimental reasons

Alrighty *puts back on shelf*

Thank you. Now...

*flees*

Fleas

Flea Market?

No catfluff got fleas. Don’t worry though dr.ew is here

*spins away*

*catches you mid spin to remove those pesky fleas

*claws aggressively*

*gets a bag ready* on your mark, Doc

Get set...

*spins out, feints left, sprints wildly in random directions*

*gets him with the kitty nabber 4000*

Scruff of the neck will do it. Grab em

*nabs!*

*barely escapes, spins around corner*

*my machine in the corner nabs ya*

don't worry cat im here to save you *drives up in my catmobile* quick get in

*nabs the catmobile*

*gets into catmobile*

*puts the catmobile in a cage*

*starts up Dragonbike* I'm going after- oh. Never mind

*puts the dragonbike in a cage too*

MEOWS LOUDLY

Shhhhhhh

MEOOOWWSSS LOUUDDEEERRR

*puts on earmuffs*

Where’s my cat mobile *sad mew*

It's in the cage

Gimmi it

Noooo

*slowly extends a claw* gimmi. it.

*files your claw down so it's not sharp*

*attaches new titanium claws to @kcat* go gettem!

Good thing I'm not wearing any diamonds

Wait, why am I in a cage? This wasn’t supposed to happen!
*starts using mouth as a blowtorch*

*corks your mouth*

*cork burns*

*cork is made of adamantium*

*slowly pushes ew off a table*

*falls onto floor but bounces back to my feet bc I'm dummy thicc*

*spits out red-hot cork*
You can't hold me forever!
*Throws cork at ew*

*adds coronavirus to cork*

Get ‘im!

*uses an uno reverse card to send the cork back*

*uses a +4 wild reverse*

*uses ash Blossom to negate that effect*
(Shoutout to my yugioh friends)

*reverse uno's your negation*

*reverses you*

*has the Uno Flip double sided reverse card*
DONT MAKE ME USE THIS

Ok but have you considered this
*walks up to you, gently takes your card, and rips it in half*
Ooooo whaddya gonna do now?

*gasps*
Kaib-ew!
Now you’ve gone and activated my trap card!

*gets send to the shadow realm*

I did it guys!
.... now what

(you mourn the loss of me)

*doesn't mourn, celebrates*

*crawls back from the dead*
I SAID MOOOOOOUUUUUURN

Okayokayokay *mourns*

*quiet celebrate noises*

*whaps kcat upside the head and heads back to the shadow realm*

*doesnt mourn but remembers the good timez*
What now sucka

(Eh, works for me)

Haha! Fool!
There were no good times!

D:
Now that's just cruel

*Stomps boot in face* shut up you're dead

Harder daddy

*I glare at you with disgust as I shoot you in the hands*

UwU yes shoot my dirty widdle hands off daddy~

I’d vomit but I think you’re into that too

This was a rollercoaster from start to end

Oh yes it was. And I love it

Btw, @creativedragonbaby , did you write some sort of draft for a book, or was it catfluff - it was about these twins in a world where like half the people get a basic set of magic abilities, and become more powerful at different rarities

That was most likely me. It sounds like my Mancer series.
What’s up?

Yesthats the one, please can I have link

Yeah sure
It’s been a while since I last talked about it tho lol
https://my.w.tt/XHtnE2i7X5

Thx

It no work!

:(

Yeah cause links aren’t allowed. Hold on, I’ll edit it

Ok i like this:
"This is an anti cliche book"

Btw are you still adding to it?

I planned to... but then I got distracted like usual