@mr_pigeonwizard that's exactly how I imagine you.

I call my friend purple Pidgeon (with the D) so it’s much appreciated

It sounds like the name of a child I'd have with mr_pigeonwizard :D
May I ask for the backstory?

Her name starts with a P and she has purple braids at one point so it’s kinda stuck with P___ the purple Pidgeon when we’d say it in weird accents to annoy her