Froggo Fun #97/Froppy Friday - Some Froppy Tongue Action

Oh god. You've discovered the secret to a frog powered time machine!

Yup. I believe people call them time zones. However, frogs are four parallel dimensions ahead of humans.

Frogs are truly gods amongst men.

Indeed. Though they do have to compete with cats.

If a cats and frogs waged a war, which do you think would win, oh wise one?

Well, I know not much in the ways of warfare. However, I would invariably side with the frogs, for obvious reasons.

My draugr army and I shall back you and the frogs up in war.

I am grateful for your support. In return, I pledge our swamplands, and our bug caches.

And thus an alliance was forged. The cats stand no chance.

Quite so. And with the Pigeon Wizard by our side, we shall be unstoppable.

Not even the dragonborn can stop us!

Yes, No Duh.

First the cats. Then the world!

Excuse me *draws out a single nail*

What did you say *sneaks closer*