Woke up to find a stray chicken nesting on our grill this morning

Some would say he saved you a trip

Man, delivery is getting sneakier and sneakier

Move along citizen

When you want to end it and you know you're finger licking good.

you get free eggs now

Chickens are fun like that. They wander all around. And they will just decide to live some place different. Or lay eggs some place crazy or random.