Sperm whales don't have teeth in their upper jaw, instead they just have sockets to fit

technically baleen are still teeth. Feathery teeth.

Really really thin teeth that looks like hair, imagine that in your own mouth

wait til it bloats.

No way.

unless you want to break it up for easier removal and use dynamite

yeah but it just makes a mess
and who tf uses dynamite on a dead whale

it'll explode without dynamite. I've seen it happen. The smell... my god the smell. It's like a rancid fart and that shit is so goddamn thick it lingers over an entire beach, even with winds trying to waft it away.

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