Hmm delicious

I won't take any questions, but the other day I learned you can send someone a bag of edible candy dicks off the internet. I don't recommend doing this, but now, if you have read this comment, you have this knowledge as well

I need to send these candy dicks to my self and pretend it was an anonymous gift on the internet for fame and recognition

I was gonna but it would have cost like 30 bucks and im broke af. NZ shipping is so expensive

There’s a company called ship a dick that will send a giant cardboard penis, anonymously, to your intended recipient.
Also, apparently a company that will anonymously send potatoes.

The only way for you to eat ass huh