Me: We've gathered here today - looks at Hades then at @xvarnah then at fishy in a fish bowl in the middle - to work this out like mortal adults.
xvarnah: dis my fishy!
I meant that Hades would take you to the underworld as a dead person. I don't really know why we've gotten so involved in this. Persephone disapproves and says that the whole thing with @xvarnah is off. The fish now resides with Hades. Fishy's life is not to be bargained for. Case closed.
Went to hell and
Couldn't get in
For what I had done
I said "please take me"
They said "you're crazy.
You had too much fun"
.
This Is is the tale of how I evaded death and Hades killed a fish
Me: cowboys up and pays Charon a hefty sum to carry me across and leave the cab running. Sneaks past Hades and scoops up fishy with net. Puts fishy in large baggie with water. Puts on my roller skates. Goes by Hades and pulls his pants down embarrassing him in front of Persephone. Yelling out "that's for @xvarnah." Makes it back to the overworld. Knocks on xvarnah's door and places the fishy on the ground in front of her door and leaves.
xvarnah: dis my fishy!
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@jmmcclain damn straight
Couldn't get in
For what I had done
I said "please take me"
They said "you're crazy.
You had too much fun"
.
This Is is the tale of how I evaded death and Hades killed a fish