Die butter

American politicians are something else

Isn’t it some kind of tradition that politicians all visit the butter cow?

They have butter statues at the Ohio State Fair too.
Always a cow and then something different every year.

"It had a short life span, the butter cow.
Before it died, I looked
deep into its butter eyes. It saw
my butter soul. I could
have wept, or spread myself,
for nobody, across dry toast."
-Andrea Cohen