Years of Academy training about to be wasted (Preparing to say "here" )

I legit thought it was a tree stump that was set on fire and was slowly dying but still glowing.
Man I need to find my glasses.

What are they doing? I’m getting anxious

I thought this was an egg from Alien that was in the midst of opening

actually trying to come up with something cool and funny to say in place of “here” but failing miserably and just saying here

actually trying to come up with something cool and funny to say in place of “here” but failing miserably and just saying here