You want the truth? Beware, do not read this if you don't want to understand the exact definition of trauma. I think it's best we start with the step (how does this even work?) second cousin, the step brother, and the strip game. It wasn't poker, it was fucking LIFE. We each picked a color and whenever someone landed on that color, clothing went off. Eventually my step-brother's and mine peepees touched while the second cousin licked... it was about the most screwed up race imaginable. 69'd another step-brother and my half sister had a fetish of sticking my fucking toothbrush up her pussy. I drew the line at half. I wasn't actually related by blood with the other things, but that fucking toothbrush was a too far.
Nope, true story.
Stories*
Pretty fucked up, right? I was 11 when the peepee tongue thing happened, the pussy toothbrush happened when I was 15 and that half-sister was like 9, I also left out the part where I literally got so fucking angry I tossed her across the yard. I mean... I FUCKING TOSSED HER. LIKE SHE WAS A DWARF.
If it's any consolation, we're all nice about it now and have forgiven and we all now have somewhat functional relationships... except for my step-bro, he's off either in jail or on heroin somewhere. He stopped contact in a protection attempt.
I know. I know more than anyone. I also left the part out where my second half-sister thought she learned from my older half-sister and started pissing on my fucking toothbrush. AGAIN... let us move on.
I used to think it was bad when my cousin tried to encourage her son to hit on me (he didn't thank God) so she could flirt with my dad (her uncle). (He didn't either, thank God).
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I still do think it was bad, but you have officially won, my friend.
I've seen the worst side of humanity; it's why I'm so fucking good at predicting behavior. In a weird sense I wouldn't have it any other way; it earned me a superpower; albeit a horrifying one.
Stories*
Pretty fucked up, right? I was 11 when the peepee tongue thing happened, the pussy toothbrush happened when I was 15 and that half-sister was like 9, I also left out the part where I literally got so fucking angry I tossed her across the yard. I mean... I FUCKING TOSSED HER. LIKE SHE WAS A DWARF.
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I still do think it was bad, but you have officially won, my friend.