Feel like helping the guy, he's far less cringey than it looks at first glance.
4 years ago by purplepumpkin · 47 Likes · 6 comments · Fresh
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purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
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I mean helping like showing you the ad, not volunteering as tribute.
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
Eh he may be nice but I’ll never get with or understand the “I need a virgin to be my partner and 2020 is just such a terrible time for that with all the hoes” ideology
xvarnah
· 4 years ago
He didn't call anyone a hoe? He said he wants someone with the same level of experience he has, and that he's having a hard time finding someone like that. Presumably because most people have, indeed, had sex by the time they're in their 30s, so I can see where he'd have difficulty
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honeybumblebee
· 4 years ago
Oh thank God, I thought I was the only one getting that ad. The poor sucker is desperate for a trap.
gypsyroselee
· 4 years ago
Hes a chess champion and genius apparently. He just kind of got caught up in his business when he was young and didnt find a girlfriend early like most people. Now he wants to start from scratch with someone. I think it's kind of adorable at least he knows what he wants
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xvarnah
· 4 years ago
Honestly kind of sweet. He'll have a hard time finding a girl that would be open about being a virgin, though. Often times that's a dog-whistle for guys wanting to pull the ol' Neil Armstrong
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