City folk will never understand

You can’t win if you don’t play. You can go back to sleep. You can’t spell banshee without bae

Does anyone here remember?
"The little dog misses the hobgoblin. The hobgoblin hits! You hear the wailing of the banshee..."

I'm a city person the only weird sound at night is the occasional midnight fire arms practice.

That's a deer being raped by feral hogs who are also under attack from a bobcat who is also hiding from a fucking bear who just wants some honey but keeps getting distracted by fireflies and junebugs.
edit: there was also a bat screeching somewhere... and a midnight snake that just kinda got lost... and a random fucking badger not giving a fuck.

No thanks i want my dennys werewolf gangbang

I remember the first time I stayed the night in the country. The sound was deafening. The first was so loud. Now, it seems like the sound of peace. Now when I go to city, the sound is deafening—the cars and trucks, the emergency vehicles, the voices... the noise.
Somehow, the owls and the frogs and the bugs and cicadas all blend into the background of the forest’s sighs.